Saturday, June 7, 2008
Siva Noir
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Matthew M: Erica, I want to congratulate you on having done so well in this prim--scrabble game.
Matthew M: We have both worked long and hard at winning the vot--points of each of the tiles, by playing them on the board.
Matthew M: I will graciously therefore accept your concession in this game, and look forward to joining forces with you against John McCain
Matthew M: You see, I have played more tiles this game, than any other candidate. I have the support of more letters of the alphabet than any other player in History!!!
Matthew M: It is UNFAIR to count letters like Z as 10, when no Democrat has won these tiles in the past 30 years, whereas I have played a majority of the "E"s that our party will depend on for victory in November
Matthew M: The point scoring system is inherently UNdemocratic, and I ask you to help me rectify this by dropping out.
Matthew M: You have run an awesome campa--game this time around, but I think you'll see that when we discount the words you played on triple word score spots (undemocratic again) and reapportion Zs and Ks to 1, that I have won
Matthew M: Thank you and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
I'm employed!
I got a job on my first try! I'm working at Lindamood-Bell, right in town, helping struggling students learn to read, comprehend, and verbalize better. Largely third-grade boys, I'm told. Yesterday's screening went really well, and I think I'm going to like it. I start Monday. The biggest negatives are the rigid schedule and the dress code, but I guess the former is what we're getting paid for and the latter is to be expected.
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
I still squee when I see archaeological cartoons show up in my regular comics.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Sappy post
I realized how great it is that I'm still in touch with my high school friends. I'd like to give a shout out to my girls.
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Monday, May 26, 2008
How is 315-313 a draw?
Someday, someday I will beat my boyfriend in Scrabulous. Every game I come closer, and watch in agony as victory is snatched from my fingers.
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Sunday, May 25, 2008
Why hello there.
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Where is spring?
My my, I am a lazy blogger.
Spring break came and went with little. I went to see The Honorary Title open for Mae last Friday, which was absolutely beautiful, but I'm too lazy to write a review. Also too lazy to write about politics, but I am very tired of them and I wish Hillary would throw in the towel already. She's kind of like this:
Also, I laughed at this until I realized it was not a joke.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
10,000 B.S.
Folks, THIS is why archaeology is important. Unfortunately, it is also why archaeology will never make a difference. The public does not give a flying monkey about what actually happened in prehistory. The fact that this so-called film, 10,000 B.C., includes pyramids and (obligatorily evil) empires in the same temporal space as mammoths would not even be justifiable if the film itself weren't abysmal, but apparently it is. It is an even more egregious collapse of time than Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, which had Spanish ships poised to invade the Classic Maya civilization. By comparison, one might argu that this is so wrong it's not even trying to be right. It's fantasy. It's Lord of the Rings. Oh, EXCEPT SHITTY.
SIX PERCENT. Even the worst Star Wars prequels got 60%. SIX PERCENT. And ironically, my department got free passes to a special preview screening of this movie. Too bad it conflicted with our Wednesday night theory class. And by "too bad," I mean THANK GOD. Great ad for a movie: Not Quite As Good As Three Hours Of Arguing About Post-Processualism. Why do we even bother learning about the past if this is what people are going to do with it? Waste of time.
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