HAHAHAHAHARVARDSUCKS!!!

And I didn't even go to the Game. All the restrictions just sounded oppressive and lame, plus Jenny was here, which was much more fun.

As I have nothing Game-related to blog, I am reposting last year's cider-steeped treatise on the incredible suckage of Harvard, the self-evidence of which is made even more manifest by Yale's resounding victory this year.

News flash to Harvard: You're only better at football. You've got a misogynistic president, a ridiculous mascot, an evil color, lame parties, and annoying accents. And a ridiculous mascot. And most of all, school on Monday.
Read the rest here.

And now, you're not even better at football. Silly can tabs.