Matthew M: Erica, I want to congratulate you on having done so well in this prim--scrabble game.
Matthew M: We have both worked long and hard at winning the vot--points of each of the tiles, by playing them on the board.
Matthew M: I will graciously therefore accept your concession in this game, and look forward to joining forces with you against John McCain
Matthew M: You see, I have played more tiles this game, than any other candidate. I have the support of more letters of the alphabet than any other player in History!!!
Matthew M: It is UNFAIR to count letters like Z as 10, when no Democrat has won these tiles in the past 30 years, whereas I have played a majority of the "E"s that our party will depend on for victory in November
Matthew M: The point scoring system is inherently UNdemocratic, and I ask you to help me rectify this by dropping out.
Matthew M: You have run an awesome campa--game this time around, but I think you'll see that when we discount the words you played on triple word score spots (undemocratic again) and reapportion Zs and Ks to 1, that I have won
Matthew M: Thank you and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Posted by Trailhobbit at 8:30 PM
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