There are a lot of things I never thought I'd say.  For example, "Why yes, we should nuke Iran" and "I really think I've had enough cheese."  I really never thought I'd see the day when I could solemnly swear, "Paris Hilton is a little bit awesome."

I really need to update more.  The trouble is, I don't have much to tell besides stories about my students, and that would be breaking some sort of confidentiality rule.  You have no idea how hard it is not to rant and rave about them to the world.  They're darling and exasperating and brilliant and innocent.  Like all children.

Um what else.  The Dark Knight is fantastic.  I might write a review if (a) I weren't lazy and (b) there were anybody left on earth who hadn't seen it yet.  Besides my father and my boyfriend, who are allergic to the cinema.

I still can't believe I gained respect for Paris Hilton.